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[lil blaster]

here we come now
with a super fast fire orb
vocal diseases spray
that your skin will absorb

i ninja kick
your dick like duct tape
forget your mother
its your fruit i want to rape

WHOS NEXT

[nikovisions brother]

nope

[thomas]

your rhymes and flow is a lyrical disaster//
can't get a girl off because you literally got a 'lil blaster'//
the basic shit you talk about, are nursery rhymes//
my flow will body bag you over enough to get put in a hearse 3 times//
coming on real late, its passed your curfew, so i may have to hurt you//
so i spit and get you sick, similar to an asian with bird flu//hatchuu!//
im allergic to your bullshit//
talkin a whole lotta smack will get you tipped up with a full clip//
rap and talk like you a big man, but i doubt you//
your name is lil blaster, so obviously, there's nothing big about you//


im out like exits. ohhhhhhhh

[skater358]

your so good at rhyming.

[loganrigby]

What about his good rhyming?

[Blackbriar]

your rhymes and flow is a lyrical disaster//
can't get a girl off because you literally got a 'lil blaster'//
the basic shit you talk about, are nursery rhymes//
my flow will body bag you over enough to get put in a hearse 3 times//
coming on real late, its passed your curfew, so i may have to hurt you//
so i spit and get you sick, similar to an asian with bird flu//hatchuu!//
im allergic to your bullshit//
talkin a whole lotta smack will get you tipped up with a full clip//
rap and talk like you a big man, but i doubt you//
your name is lil blaster, so obviously, there's nothing big about you//
im out like exits. ohhhhhhhh

you just made lil' blaster look like biggie


fail

[Hare0103]

[Blackbriar]

everyone know lil blaster is a troll


that's why he is hilarious

[kaa]

your rhymes and flow is a lyrical disaster//
can't get a girl off because you literally got a 'lil blaster'//
the basic shit you talk about, are nursery rhymes//
my flow will body bag you over enough to get put in a hearse 3 times//
coming on real late, its passed your curfew, so i may have to hurt you//
so i spit and get you sick, similar to an asian with bird flu//hatchuu!//
im allergic to your bullshit//
talkin a whole lotta smack will get you tipped up with a full clip//
rap and talk like you a big man, but i doubt you//
your name is lil blaster, so obviously, there's nothing big about you//
im out like exits. ohhhhhhhh

that was beautiful

[Hare0103]

everyone know lil blaster is a troll
that's why he is hilarious

well apparently thomas doesnt fuck face shit for brains

[Blackbriar]

well apparently thomas doesnt fuck face shit for brains

harsh bro


thomas is the product of incestuous down syndrome of the 3rd degree so I just figured that he would never understand

[Hare0103]

A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.

Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!' The librarian decides that the chickens desire another three books and gives it to them. The chickens leave as before.

The two chickens return to the library in the early afternoon, approach the librarian, looking very annoyed and say, 'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!' The librarian is now a little suspicious of these chickens. She gives them what they request, and decides to follow them.

She followed them out of the library, out of the town, and to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was saying, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..."

[kaa]

Your musics bad and you should feel bad.

booooooooo-urns

[nikovisions brother]

IS THIS YOUR FACEBOOK

IS THIS YOUR MYSPACE

[MikeHaar]

fuck this kid

[lil blaster]

i call this one "dookie rap"

dookie dookie dookie
while i fuck a black groupie
she all on my nuts
shit out foot long cold cuts

stink up the joint
while i smoke a blunt
shit on a midget
for the thrill of the stunt

he gets all mad
at the dookie in his hair
he said he'd kill me
but i know he wouldn't dare

dookie dookie dookie
clogged the bowl with shit
then i put weed in the bowl
and i take a big ol' hit

dookie dookie dookie
i'm 12 inches soft
i'll dump on a tomb
like fuckin laura croft

dookie dookie dookie
make your girlfriend gag
just to piss her off
i dump in her hand bag

LIL BLASTER YALL
LIL BLASTER YALL
EVERYBODY SCREAM NOW
LIL BLASTER YALL

LIL BLASTER YALL
DUMP IN HIS DRAWLS
SMELLS LIKE SHIT
PASS THE BONG LET IT RIP

[nikovisions brother]

Cool, a rap about an album by a gay band.

[lil blaster]

lol youre a fucking retard

[nikovisions brother]

lol youre a fucking retard

Cool ,retard joke. Oh yea, you forgot an apostrophe.

[lil blaster]

bitch i dont care about grammer im light speeds ahead of that shit

this is the fucking future you idiot