i actually cried when i saw how fast these dudes were going.

MUST SEE

skip to 2:00 if you're impatient

i know, i couldn't imagine doing that. not to mention they were passing back and forth a 4000 dollar camera. hvx im pretty sure, maybe xh-a1

who is that skating?

Yeah, colouring is way over rated too. Like everything is in colour these days. Lame.

its completely different. things are in color, people try and be art fags by putting eyeballs and mouths inside of hands. its an idea thats been copied a thousand times.

and its coloring, learn how to spell in american

English, it's... English.
Edit: But yeah, I completely understand your point. What's with all these people wearing clothes? It's an idea that's been copied billions of times, what humanfags.

you idiot, colouring is completely acceptable in english, english as in overseas english. thats why I said american. you shouldnt be correcting people if your too dumb to get the joke.
and how are you guys not getting this? if someone paints a picture of a hand and theres eyeballs floating over the fingers, and then a hundred more people use that same thing, its lame. but whatever you dont have to agree with me

[pissing match]

Too dumb to get the joke?

I don't refer to the English Language as "American" ... the word you're searching for is "Dialect"

I knew what you were going for, but you failed miserably. It seems you missed my point. Stop mudding in your truck, and take a class. Does walmart not pay for them or something?
[/pissing match]

At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

The painting depicted Three Black Men totally naked sitting on a park bench.

Two of the figures had Black Willies, but the one in the middle had a Pink Willie.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.

He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of Black Men in a predominately White, Patriarchal Society. 'In fact,' he pointed out, 'some serious critics believe that the Pink Willie also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by Gay Men in contemporary society.'

After the curator left, an Irishman, approached the couple and said, 'Would you like to know what the painting is really about?'

'Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?' asked the couple.

'Because I'm the guy who painted it,' he replied. 'In fact, there are No Black Men depicted at all! They're just three Irish Coal Miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch.'

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden.......

'Hey Jose, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet.'

'Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee.'

So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.

'Jose, Jose, we is saved. 'Eees a bacon tree.'

'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't forget.'

'Jose when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree'.

And with that... Luis Races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Jose following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Jose with his dying breath.

'Jose... go back man,you was right ees not a bacon tree.'

'Luis Luis mi amigo... what ees it?

'Jose... ees not a bacon tree...

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