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REAL TALK THO, WATZ THE BEST PART ABOUT BANGIN A TRANNY?

 

REACHIN AROUND AND PRETENDING IT WENT ALL THE WAY THRU!!!! YA'DIG!!!!

 

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Jesus is hanging on the cross, and peter is standing in the crowd watching him. Jesus calls to him "Peter! Come to me!" and Peter runs forward. The Romans beat him mercilessly with their spears and throw him back. Again, Jesus cries out "Peter! Come to your savior!" and Peter rushes forward, to again be pounded silly by bored roman guards. dazed, he hears Jesus call him once more and surges through the guards, filled with holy strength.

"Yes my lord! What do you need o son of god?!!" he cries, not feeling the horrible wounds covering his body from the multiple savage beatings.

And Jesus spake: "Peter...I can see your house from here."

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why did the lawyer go to the laundromat? because he wanted to press charges. i apologize for any pain i have caused to laundromat employees.

 

i'm just quoting this because nobody paid me any attention the first time

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bag of shit?

 

 

The bag.

 

 

are you telling us that shit is capable of a slam dunk?

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